Tuesday, 28 November 2017

Onion peelings

Onion peelings on the kitchen work surface. I deliberately didn't touch them or rearrange them. I then did my usual sort of photo manipulation. Who would have thought there would be so many shapes and textures.

Then the "Onion song" popped into my head. Great lyrics.

The Onion Song
LYRICS
The world is just a great big onion
And pain and fear are the spices that make you cry
Oh, baby, and the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Is to plant love seeds until it dies, uh-huh
Hey world, we got a great big job to do
Yeah, we need you
And everybody who loves truth
Don't you know we've got to clean up this place
And reach for a higher goal, yeah, yes we do, now
We gotta be headstrong about rightin' the wrong
And make a lot more happy songs, oh, oh, baby
The world is just a great big onion
And I don't care, is the face people like to wear
Yes it is now, oh, baby
And the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Every one single soul's got to do their share
Tell about it, baby, whoo


Monday, 27 November 2017

My adventures with moths part 1.

I am a back-garden moth botherer, but until six years ago I was happy to be labelled as
just a Birder. My family generously gave me a starter moth kit for my birthday. Big mistake on their part.

one of my favourites. An elephant hawk moth.(6 records so far)


Since then whenever my nearest and dearest complain about my “obsession”, I pass the
blame back to them for starting it. In the early days, the many hours spent trawling
through field guides resulted in me seeing moth shapes everywhere even where no moth
was present. These mothy mirages, exacerbated by sleep deprivation, resulted in many a
summer evening passing in a semi-hallucinogenic haze.

There have been many moth induced mishaps. In the act of hurriedly rescuing my trap from a nocturnal thunderstorm I once tripped over the electric cable and ended up sprawled across a wet and spiny shrub in my dressing gown. On another occasion, as I was hunched over the trap at five am, my wife appeared unexpectedly in the doorway to complain about my clattering. Startled, I stood up abruptly and put my back out rather painfully. One day I will probably fall off a chair or table whilst trying to re-catch an escapee that has flown up to the ceiling. Maybe one of these future mishaps will be caught on video and posted here.

My darling wife steadfastly refuses to let me upgrade from an actinic light to a super bright and
productive mercury vapour lamp because it might upset the neighbours, and cause problems with passing aircraft. She is also rightly concerned that it might fuel my obsession.

Despite my relatively puny lamp, I have still recorded over two hundred species most years – not too shabby for a suburban garden in Peterborough. I can only dream of what it would be like to trap somewhere like say, coastal rural Dorset, equipped with a Mercury Vapour light, and all of the spare time of a Victorian Country Parson/Naturalist.

My species total includes all of the types of moth (big ones and little ones) that I can identify without dissection. Following a bit of holiday home mothing in Cumbria I received an email from the Vice-County (VC) recorder querying whether I had performed a genital examination on one specimen I had recorded online. The answer was categorically no. The record was subsequently and correctly assigned to the "aggregate" as opposed to species level. I hope that any police “spybots” on the search for internet perverts did not flag up the references to genitalia in these communications.

A weirdo in the dead of night out in the garden looking for moths

It has been said that mothing is to birding, what crack cocaine is to cannabis. I cannot
comment on this other than to say that there is something highly addictive about opening
up the moth box. In late summer one can wake up to the sight of 150 Large Yellow Under-
pants (Large Yellow Under-Wing is the more typical moniker, but I prefer Stuart Ball's
choice of name). They thud into the box like a moth hailstorm, but after a bit of pinballing inside the trap they snuggle peacefully into the egg boxes. Some people call them flying cockroaches but that is unfair.



Occasionally something new might turn up among the bulky yellow undergarments. Something like a rusty dot pearl perhaps, one of which graced my trap in September last year.
Although this is not much of a looker (its a little brown job to use birding parlance), and not especially rare, how often does a bird you have never clapped eyes on before, aka a "lifer", turn up on your home patch? Apart from its novelty, there were two things that fired my interest.

1. The process of trying to nail the ID – using books, websites, twitter and lateral thinking. In the case of the rusty dot pearl, having cracked the ID conundrum, I felt like one of those bleary-eyed junior detectives in a crime drama, experiencing the “eureka!” matching pattern moment just at the point of total despair.

2. This 1cm micro-moth is a migrant. That word is magic to me in the context of
mothing – mainly because I still cannot get my head around the fact that moths
undertake migration. And then they might even go back again.

My first ever scarcity was the Small Ranunculus. It has the subtle beauty of a lichen and is
a local speciality. I found this in the Wikipedia entry for this species.
“Notably, during the first three months after they hatch, due to a genetic defect they can
only turn to the left while flying. If they want to go to the right, they must land and turn on
the ground.” Unlikely to be true but hilarious nonetheless.


Another personal favourite is the small but attractive Toadflax Brocade of which there are
only a handful of records in my area. It is spreading northward and westward across
England. I always look up what food plant(s) each species favours in its life cycle though
perhaps one day I will discover what a Toadflax actually looks like (thereby expanding my
knowledge further). It would be great to build a profile of the habitats and foodplants used
by the moths found in my garden and compare this to others (Natural England are
developing a tool for this type of association analysis, I believe). I would also like to correlate
my moth records with nearby amateur weather station data. These analyses are made
possible because I systematically record all of the moths I am able to identify and enter
these onto the excellent iRecord online system. The records are then harvested by the VC
recorders, verified and incorporated onto the national moth recording scheme.

I was a bit surprised to discover my home VC was Northamptonshire but do feel a bit
special being a North-Eastern frontiersman watching the borderlands - yes I know this is delusional. I
live close to the Great Fen Project and there are indications that I am starting to record species from this area. As the habitat develops it will be interesting to see what happens.

My home 10km square has nothing like the species list of the adjacent square to the West, ie Werrington. This was where one of our best known “mothmen” – namely Paul Waring (co-author of the best UK field guide) has done the majority of his recording.  Prior to this year, I had only ever met Paul once since I started mothing. This was an unusual encounter to say the least. Whilst competing in my first ever half-marathon, I recognised a spectator sitting in his Werrington garden cheering on the runners, inexplicably wearing a tiger-skin onesie! I approached him, introduced myself, shook his hand and carried on with my run.  According to iRecord, a lot of my records are new for my 10km square – even some relatively common species. This shows how under-recorded moths are in certain areas, though this level of under recording is nothing compared with other invertebrate groups.

As a recent retiree I hope there will be many more nights of “moth bothering”, and I can
build my experience in Citizen Science, and maybe other taxonomic groups too. I intend to
share my adventures, musings and mishaps through this blog. This might encourage others to give it a try or perhaps put them off the idea for good.

Pale Prominent. One of the grumpiest looking moths you will find. Photographed 20 August 2017


Saturday, 25 November 2017

Another murky pool of water

I recently posted on Facebook a photo of a muddy puddle with a lot of autumnal leaves in it. This drew a mixed reaction. Someone suggested I should get myself a proper job. I responded that I already had a job as a full time "puddle inspector". Well today I have been working at home (yes I know it's a Saturday  but I am totally dedicated to my job). This photo is a reflection from a murky pool of water in a wok left to soak.




Wednesday, 22 November 2017

Old Sulehay - a brief stroll in an ancient wood

this wood in East Northamptonshire is worth a visit at any time of the year. Not much birdlife visible in November though.

One of the most prominent trees is this big horse chestnut.

I understand that the Wildlife Trust, the managers of the wood, were at one stage considering felling this tree because of its non native status. However  it was spared because a friend of mine, an expert on hoverflies discovered that it had good sap runs supporting scarce species.

Another great tree. And some arty shots to finish



Tuesday, 21 November 2017

Trauma induced by fireworks in the dead of night.

last night in Peterborough about 1.30 am, I had a dream that the boiler in my attic had exploded, fallen through the ceiling and I was about to die from a massive gas explosion. When I woke up the sound of the explosion had  seemed totally "real" (i.e. As experienced in the waking state rather than dream state). So real that it induced real panic for five minutes. Every little sound from above seemed to usher in the prospect of a fatal secondary explosion. The feeling that I should have had the boiler serviced ages ago just compounded my anxiety.

Then I heard and saw some fireworks - this time like gunfire. 1.30 am! What the hell was going on. I wonder if anyone else heard them. Seemed to come from the fengate area but hard to be sure.

Even with an explanation for the initial noise I remained in a state of stress for at least an hour, unable  to sleep. Unexpected sudden noises sometimes upset my equilibrium considerably, e.g. Boy racers in cars with loud exhausts.

I don't care much for fireworks at the best of times, but this was hard to bear. There were probably others, humans and animals who were even more traumatised.

Award for Peterborough School. Bravery award for the consultancy sponsoring this award.

with all the bad news about league table positions of Peterborough schools it was great to see some good news in the local paper.



I am not a big fan of motivational acronyms but was impressed by this quote from the head teacher.

“Our motto here is Shine - which stands for successful, happiness, inspirational learning, nurture and excited. “Happiness is part of our ethos - we are driven more by Shine than we are by academic achievement or Ofsted.”

Read more at: http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/education/smiles-all-round-at-peterborough-school-named-happiest-in-the-country-1-8254318

This is fantastic, and seems to be backed up with some excellent ideas. Personally I love the idea of a broad curriculum especially one that finds plenty of room for arts, culture and nature. 

I was curious to find out who had conferred this award. It turns out to be a consultancy called "Laughology". 

Now that's a very brave name for a consultancy in this era of cruel but brilliant satire from the likes of the w1a and David Brent. I don't think even the script writers of w1a would have come up with as ridiculous a name as "laughology". 

The website is also brave because it comes close to self parody. The page below is a good example. 





Monday, 20 November 2017

V is for Vitamix: #1 tropical gloop

The Vitamix, for those not in the club of devotees, is a high powered blender. I will explain why this blog is called "V is for Vitamix" in another post. It has something to do with the book "H is for Hawk", and a bizarre lunch time conversation with my friend and muse Helen Baker  at my former workplace Jncc

I will be publishing recipes every now and then. Today's tropical gloop was inspired by a trip to B & M. This discount store has some amazing bargains. The tinned  coconut was 50p (it's double that in other stores) and the man from Del Monte said "yes!" to my 75p in exchange for his pineapple rings in juice. 

Tin of pineapple rings and juice
Tin of coconut
2 kiwis skinned. (Not over ripe)
Small knob of ginger (peeled or unpeeled it matters not much)
Tahini - heaped desert spoon
Cashews half a cup. (More if you want it richer, and are rich enough to be this extravagant )
Jam - desert spoon heaped. I used sues homemade bramble jam 
Sweetener. I used canderel.
Ice if to be eaten straight away.
Juice of half a lemon (optional)

Quantities can be reduced for the smaller and weedier Nutribullet 

Texture wise, it comes out gloopy, like a vegan equivalent of yoghurt. 
The taste? It's weird, because it tastes like lime. I think it's the pineapple and kiwi having a strange alchemy. 



Kicking off

It's taken me nearly eighteen months into retirement to get this far into blogging, despite my stated intention at my leaving do. It's not that I've been too busy, it's just that... Well who gives a stuff anyway.

I am not sure how I am going to use this medium, but I will probably base the blog on my birding/mothing adventures. I also have an expensive kitchen blender aka a Vitamix. There will be mishaps for sure. Epic fails aplenty. Expect some arty photos of the type that have bemused friends on Facebook to the point of unfollowing me. I also go to art events and nature themed conferences. These provide good blog fodder, and I am lucky that I don't need to make a career or any money through these networks. who would want to be a struggling artist/nature writer/professional ecologist/poet in this day and age?

I will try to make as little mischief as possible. I am after all an aspiring Buddhist, who wishes no harm on sentient beings.
The photos below are from earlier this year. A great meal at Prevost in Peterborough to celebrate my retirement, with vouchers from my ex colleagues at Jncc. The food was amazing. That's my darling wife and son in the top photo. The other photos are of the bluethroat twitch in March in Lincolnshire.